bag of hangers

a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.

i knew kim was skinny but seeing her naked was like looking at a bag of hangers.

by all for nothing April 18, 2008

Kansas City Hedgeclipper

This is a sexual act involving three (3) males and one (1) female. The female must be completely unshaven in her nether regions (i.e. The Hedge). The performing male lays completely naked and erect on the ground of an outdoor track 17.38 miles from the nearest Arby's. The two assisting males then pick him up by the ankles and wrists, bending him back so that his arms and legs are stretched backward with his erect penis facing forwards, thus resembling the shape of a hedge clipper. The volunteering woman is then willingly tied to a large sheet of particle board while naked at the 69-meter mark on the track. The board is angled at 60 degrees (pi/3 radians). The two carrying males now begin charging at the woman, third male held firmly in their hands. They stop running just short of the woman, the carried male's penis mere centimeters from entering his lover's poontang. The carrying males back up to the 0-meter mark and run up again, stopping just short once more and retreating. On their third and final attempt, the carrying duo charge at the woman (with the third still being carried) with true intent. As they reach the woman, they lift the third male slightly higher. This causes him to miss the vagina and ram his girth into the area just above it. The angle of the woman, combined with the speed and raw power of the man, result in a gargantuan frictional force that obliterates any trace of hair on the woman's meat flaps. Thus, the Kansas City Hedgeclipper has been performed.

Guy 1: Man, you would not believe what my girlfriend and I did last night!

Guy 2: I bet I won't believe it! What did you do?
Guy 1: We performed the Kansas City Hedgeclipper! It was so fun and wild; I can't wait to do it again!

by kingswamp October 23, 2018

hanger

A lethal combination of hunger and anger, the result of waiting so long to eat that your blood sugar drops to dangerously low levels, impairing both your mood and your judgment. Particularly manifests itself when you are with a significant other and trying to make decisions about where to eat now that you're both starving.

Don't take your hanger out on me! How should I know where we can find food at 3 am in downtown El Dorado? I told you we should have eaten before we left.

by Leonore April 24, 2008

Hanger 18

A term used to describe a place that is rumored to exist but conclusive evidence justifying its existence has not been found. Often it is used when people get lost while looking for a place they cannot find.

Etymology: The term comes from the supposed location of the alien bodies found at Roswell. It is thought to be somewhere in New Mexico and is highly protected by the government. The mantis band, Megadeath wrote a song about "Hanger 18".

"On our way to the Pottery Barn, we looked everywhere for East Lyman Street but I think it was a Hanger 18. Instead, we took a different route."

by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006

hedge diving

verb. To hedge dive. To run at, and jump through, over, along or onto a hedge or bush. This may then be combined with other crazy stunts eg jumping off wroxham bridge and catapulting "tic tacs" at each other and filmed. this "film" may then be watched back at parties and social gatherings in order to provoke laughter and show just how manly the participants as it is quite dangerous and has caused savere injuries.

Me: Hey you guys, it's four o'clock in the morning and we have nothing to do. Lets go hedge diving and film it.

15 mins later

Darren: Hey guys i think i've broken my ankle, no joke.
Me: God my head hurts.

by Yarham January 4, 2005

low-hangers

A noun describing the testicles of men who have testicles which are low hanging.

Jennifer loves the sound that Mike's low-hangers make when they have sex.

balls testicles

by TheBigCanucklehead March 19, 2015

The Hedgehog

Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.

I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.

by The Unijacker December 7, 2006