(verb) to have a "shit hemmorage" refers to the sudden loss of sphincter control due to response of sudden surprise, fear and/or excitement.
As in:
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
"Dude, when I saw that paper, I almost had a shit hemmorage!"
or
"That was soo cool! I swear I had a shit hemorrage!"
by JuXta-pose! August 24, 2006
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The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.
The aim is to let out your feelings of hurt and angst and the general misery of your life towards the other person in a hug.
Ellie 'dude i feel emo today, my life sucks'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'
'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'
Theo 'lay a hemog on me'
'Look at those gays hemoging it's really quite beautiful isnt it?'
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When you're having anal sex and popping a hemorrhoid of the receiver--this leads a bloody imprint shaped like a heart on the giver.
Frank was butt-fucking Harry up his anus when Frank popped Harry's huge hemorrhoid, leaving behind a hemorrhoid heart on Frank's love-sack and space shuttle.
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Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anal canal. This common problem can be painful, but it's usually not serious.
Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal hemorrhoids. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.
Many people have hemorrhoids camera.gif at some time.
Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.
Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.
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Hemorrhoids are swollen veins in the anal canal. This common problem can be painful, but it's usually not serious.
Veins can swell inside the anal canal to form internal hemorrhoids. Or they can swell near the opening of the anus to form external hemorrhoids. You can have both types at the same time. The symptoms and treatment depend on which type you have.
Many people have hemorrhoids camera.gif at some time.
Too much pressure on the veins in the pelvic and rectal area causes hemorrhoids.
Normally, tissue inside the anus fills with blood to help control bowel movements. If you strain or sit on the toilet a long time to move stool, the increased pressure causes the veins in this tissue to swell and stretch. This can cause hemorrhoids.
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DAMN ME ANUS HURTS SO BAAAAD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jeeeeeeeez you're such a pain in the ass.
Hemorrhoids be op.
Jeeeeeeeez you're such a pain in the ass.
Hemorrhoids be op.
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