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Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.
Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022
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Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.
Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height
by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023
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Ride Height

A man karate chops his torso. This is known as the ride height
Some dumb chick thought I would be DTF but then I hit her with the ride height check and she failed...
by D3V14T0R August 17, 2024
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ride height

The height required if the person presents themselves as undoable...
Jeremy karate chopped himself across the front of his torso in response to a request if he was DTF some shorty to let them know they be too short to ride this ride for three ride height be higher
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roster height

Common term used by athletes that means adding two inches onto true height.
“Yoooo Jared said he’s 6 foot”
“We all know that’s his roster height he’s only 5’10
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Femboy height

A man/male who is under 5'4 is femboy height
Joe : How tall is John

Mama: John is femboy height
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Wyatt Height

A descriptive term for an abnormally elevated or extreme vertical position; something that is set, placed, or occurs at a height noticeably higher than what is typical, practical, or expected.
Holy shit, he’s high.”
“No, he’s at Wyatt Height.”
by CrabbyRotGut September 24, 2025
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