heffer

Sarah* Callender

"guyzzzzzz im sucha heffer"

by Suck me now May 24, 2004

Heffort

A standard unit of measurement equal to the amount of effort Hugh Hefner must put into acquiring new romantic interests.

Also useful for measuring the work done by an atomic nucleus on captured electrons, with a Hydrogen-1 atom exerting approximately 1.43 KHefforts per second.

Nerd 1: I wonder how much work it takes to lift this pebble from the ground up onto this wall? This seems like an interesting problem to occupy our superior minds!

Nerd 2: Not likely. The problem is so simple. Assuming a weight of thirty grams, and a height of approximately one meter, the answer clearly comes to 1.35 x 10^43 Hefforts.

by offtheball June 23, 2010

heffer

A crazy mexican

"That Jose is one heffer"

by lolgirl7777 May 14, 2017

heffer

a really fat bitch or a cow

usually call a chunky girl it

You really fucked that heffer?
Yeah bro it was nastyyy

by casslax January 28, 2018

Heffrey

A sensible young man, who has nothing but respect for women but will slap a hoe if he has too.

A: Yo is that my mans Heffrey?
B: Yeah I heard he hadda slap a hoe because she was out of pocket.
A: Damn true

by FC Lumbago May 6, 2019

Heffer

A form of large animal

Or Cameron Eagleson’s mother

She’s one big heffer I tell ye

by SlamTheSham January 15, 2020

Heffer

A form of large cattle
Or Cameron keighlesons’ ma

She’s a big heffer I tell ye

by SlamTheSham January 15, 2020