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Charlie Hash-browns

A self satisfying sexual act where one takes their finger(s), usually the index finger, and massages the ring of their butt-hole in a circular fashion. Being sure to never actually penetrate the butt-hole to avoid any homosexual suspicions. Due to the fact there is no penetration implies that the person giving them selves some Charlie Hash-browns is in fact straight, unless other data presents itself.

also referred to as simply 'hash-browns'
Cameron: ...are you fingering your butthole?

Notneal: Naw man i aint gay, i'm just giving myself some charlie hash-browns.

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Jack: so i was hash-browning myself the other day, and after i was done my finger kind of smelled like sweet potatoes.
by Cookie Limps March 27, 2010
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hashatory rape

Smoking marijuana of hash with a person who doesnt know what they are smoking. One can hide the hash in a cigarette, hookah, brownies, etc.
Q: Does Liz know theres hash in these brownies?

A: Nope, I think a little hashatory rape is in order.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
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Rakad Hashbulle

A "Rakad Hashbulle" is an extremely cute child that just got a haircut, Rakad Hashbulle is often tied with Swedish since "rakad" and "bulle" is both derived from Swedish. The word "Hashbulle" comes from the child "Hasbulla Magomedov" that was born in Dagestan, Russia.
Here is a picture of Rakad Hashbulle.
by Rakad Hashbulle November 30, 2022
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Rosh HaShanah

A Jewish/Yahwist festival that takes place in September or October.

{"September" means "7th Month" & "October" means "8th Month" even though they are today considered to be our 9th & 10th months -- so many calendar changes!}
"Rosh HaShanah" ("New Year") is a non-Biblical name. The Biblical name is "Shabbatown Zikrown Truwah" ("Sabbath Memorial of Shofars")

LEVITICUS 23:

23) Yahweh said to Mosheh,

24) Tell the Israelites, in the seventh month, on the first day of the month, you must observe a sabbath day of rest, a memorial announced by the blowing of shofars, a sacred gathering.

25) Do not do any regular work, and present an offering to Yahweh.
by Trenton King August 19, 2009
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Hash brownie

A brownie that is baked using weed. Eating these brownies results in more of a body high, then a head high. A common misconception is that putting weed on anything will get you high. In fact, there needs to be a high fat substance(ex. Butter) to bring out the effects of the THC(active ingredient in marijuana)
That hash brownie really got me baked last night, and it

tasted like chocolate:)
by stefff3737 December 4, 2009
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hash mark

Track marks left by underpants rubbing against a soiled starfish. Similar to skid marks, but lighter brown color. Almost beige. Possibly due to differences in diet from those who produce skid marks. Some studies have been done, but nothing conclusive has been published as this goes to print.
Girl, glancing at the floor- You don't have a hash mark in your boxers.
Fellow-You seem surprised.
Girl- Oh, most of the guys that come in here have them. 19 out of 20, I'd say.
Fellow, puffing out his chest- Well, then, thank you much. Is that what I smelled walked in here?
Girl-No, that's just my upper lip, from the Dirty Sanchez I had for breakfast.
Fellow- I thought you said I was your first!
Girl-Oh, yeah, you're right. I guess I must have just shit myself.
Fellow, relieved- Oh, Thank God!
by Pantaloon January 16, 2008
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Hash Cab

Similar to the game show 'Cash Cab' but in Hash Cab the contestants are all required to get extremely baked before answering the trivia questions.

The winner of the game gets weed or hash as a prize instead of money.

This especially works best after hotboxing.
Joe: "hey if you want we can all head back to my crib for some grub, maybe we'll play some Hash Cab along the way."

Jill: "ohhhh fuck yes, i'm definately high enough for your bullshit trivia Joe"
by Matt Huff August 26, 2009
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