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Hartel

A goofy looking oddity of the meerkat species, commonly found in Holliston Massachusetts. A Hartel is easily distinguishable by its brightly colored happiness tattoo, loud obnoxious whooping sound and incredibly small anatomy.
Hey will someone get that hose clamp away from that hartel before it gets burried on meerkat manner.
by HAPINESS January 6, 2009
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Hartpury College

In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.

It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.

Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.

There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.

Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
by fred cb hannah April 25, 2009
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Hartzler

The name for the surcharge added to something when it is larger than normal size.
Joel went to the barber shop and they added a hartzler onto his bill because his head is so big.
by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009
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hartzmidia

A rare disease that will kill you ten times faster than AIDS. AIDS has a fund raiser for Hartzmidia. Instant Death.
As the girl sat their bawling as the Doctor told her it was Hartzmidia!
by BigSteven April 27, 2017
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Mr.Hartzog

A German teacher in Virginia that believes it is always boogie time, and loves horror
Damn Mr.Hartzog just did a mad boogie
by Baby joiisie November 5, 2021
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hartless

A foreign douchebag who tends to walk nude throughout his house; overall an inbred piece of shit.
Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
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hartnett

One who lurks in the corner waiting to steal one's nuts. Typically, found with a computer and a pack of smokes on him.
Hey, where did my nuts go?? There must be a Hartnett near by!
by Cat-_-Man June 8, 2017
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