A goofy looking oddity of the meerkat species, commonly found in Holliston Massachusetts. A Hartel is easily distinguishable by its brightly colored happiness tattoo, loud obnoxious whooping sound and incredibly small anatomy.
Hey will someone get that hose clamp away from that hartel before it gets burried on meerkat manner.
by HAPINESS January 6, 2009
Get the Hartel mug.In the middle of nowhere, it is an agricultural/equine/sports/animal college catering for diplomas through to masters degrees.
It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.
Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
It is known for its stereotypical "horsey types" featuring fleshtone jodhpurs and rugby stars commonly thought to have balls bigger than brains - this is why they wear cups as any damage could prove fatal. Also noted are the wide variety of characters that make up the teaching staff and speedfreak bus drivers who seem to demonstrate very little knowledge of how to deal with the campuses mountain-resembling speed bumps.
Bar's not bad though, good sofas, ove the paninis.
One lecturer at Hartpury College specialising in parasitology is noted as being in short supply due to his stature, resultantly there are those who think little of him.
There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.
Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
There are a distinct lack of straight male equine students, others are known to have a certain "intimate" relationship with their horses.
Yet other students have been duly warned with regard to their conduct:
"Students have been caught swimming in the Campus Lake. This is an extremely dangerous pastime, particularly when under the influence of alcohol, and must stop immediately."
by fred cb hannah April 25, 2009
Get the Hartpury College mug.Related Words
Hartzler
• Hartz
• Hartz 4 Havanna
• hartz mountain diet
• Hartzell
• Hartzelling
• hartzheim
• hartzian
• hartzig
• HartzIV
by Dumptruck6969 January 17, 2009
Get the Hartzler mug.A rare disease that will kill you ten times faster than AIDS. AIDS has a fund raiser for Hartzmidia. Instant Death.
by BigSteven April 27, 2017
Get the hartzmidia mug.by Baby joiisie November 5, 2021
Get the Mr.Hartzog mug.Johnny, you see that fucker over there, he's new here and he already beat up little willy. He's such a hartless.
by Dontlistentome123 November 28, 2013
Get the hartless mug.One who lurks in the corner waiting to steal one's nuts. Typically, found with a computer and a pack of smokes on him.
by Cat-_-Man June 8, 2017
Get the hartnett mug.