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hatchet

1. A small, single-handed axe used for chopping wood or various other applications. It is the western/European analog to the American Indian tomahawk. While primarily a tool, it can be used as a weapon like every other sharp object.

2. What dumb fucking juggalos call a meat cleaver. The large knife carried by the incredibly poorly drawn "hatchetman" is in fact a meat cleaver, and not a hatchet. Juggalos are too fucking stupid to know the difference, though, and will tell you all about how they are going to kill you with a hatchet if you keep "hating" on them. Stupid douchefuckers.
1. I brought a hatchet with me when I went camping, so I could chop firewood.

2. ima cut you wit my hatchet if you hate on juggalos agin!
by fishfoodforthemasses August 9, 2009
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hatchford

hatchfords are ugly and nasty, these are herpes filled creatures who like to masturbate with teddy bears and have a really strange odor to them.
hatchfords think they are the "shit" but quite honestly they are just shit.
they also run really funny,
and they like to make up rumors that are extremely gay and not true
me: "whats your name?"
hatchford: "hatchfor-"
me: "i knew i smelt something."
by myname is ASDFLKJ February 13, 2010
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Hatchet girl

Meaning you're affiliated with juggalo family. Leaving all bullshit behind you and representing a female who made it through her struggles. M
Female version of a hatchet man would be a hatchet girl.
by Mamagirl208 May 23, 2018
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hatchet slash

Hatchet slash is not a wound..per say. In the bible belt, the hatchet slash is most commonly refferd to as a womans fun hole. Close inspection of a vagina reveals this origin as it looks like god himself inflicted this most pleasing wound. Over the years, the hatchet slash has healed and evolved into the "harry end of a gut".
Wow man! I really wanna bang Hester's hatchet slash!
by Ussery June 29, 2007
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harched up

The newlywed couple stayed harched up on each other in their room for a week.
by ajcalvin August 28, 2007
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Hatchbacking

What you do when it's too damn cold for the outdoors. Any hatchback provides plenty of space for you and you're friend(s). Great for transporting illegals over the border too.
Ford Foci work best.
Its too cold to eat outside. Let's all go hatchbacking in Sergio's Focus.
by DrAnalrapist June 22, 2011
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hatch a melon

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff
by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017
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