A situation where someone unintentionally acts dumb, unserious, or distracted during a game, yet still manages to be the top performer. The behavior appears clueless on the surface, but masks a high level of skill that somehow comes through.
by zzzyrin October 11, 2025

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.
Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.
by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

by Travelingmankc April 8, 2023

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers
by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

When you braid your partners butt hairs and tape them to the side and then pluck them like a harp whilst your partner plays your wiener like a flute
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025

Number 117
Megalovania harp
The last thing you would want in your Megalovania recreation is someone’s harp, but as it turns out that’s what you get.
Megalovania harp
The last thing you would want in your Megalovania recreation is someone’s harp, but as it turns out that’s what you get.
by TakenUsernameyea June 23, 2022
