hard on

derogotory phrase used to describe a lowlife, small insignificant person.

shut up you little hard on

by no April 1, 2003

Hard-On Pardon

A courtesy you award to your male friend when you notice he has a hard-on at a random time but you act like you don't to save him from embarrassment.

At school, Sally noticed the bulge in Jake's pants and almost makes fun of him for it, but decided rather to give him a hard-on pardon.

by SeenNotHeard August 8, 2015

Harvard hard-on

A term used for a man who is sexually attracted to a woman who has studied at Harvard AND has gotten good marks as well. This is more commonly used among friends.

Man, I have such a Harvard hard-on for her.

by Sir Anonymous the VII May 15, 2010

happy hard-on

viagra and prozac mixed together.

"I mixed some viagra with my girlfriend's prozac the other night ... what a happy hard-on!"

by The Schmooze August 19, 2004

TLK hard on

(TLK = the Lion King) what happens to unmatured 14 year olds whos mom doesnt let them outside, still a virgin, plays with legos, and likes disney, gets an erection so big his penis turns inside out when next disney movie to comes out. mostly lion king

you/ flipping through channel

tlk guy/omfg the new tlk previews on disney channel gimee the remote

you/no fuck you

tlkguy/OMFG I KILL YOU "runs for knife and stabs you" lololol rolf pwnd nub lolzor haha I have such a tlk hard on

by 011assasin August 15, 2010

go hard on a bitch

going hard on a bitch means just going hard at something from fighting from gettin money from having sex go hard at everything you do

Man i came home from a long day of trappin my girl started trippin so i smacked her i got the right to go hard on a bitch

I was fuckin this chic last night that shit was so good i was going hard on tha bitch

by Icewood January 30, 2007

Haddy on

A Tyne and Wear slang term which translates to "hang on".

"Haddy on while I go grab some scran "

"Haddy on, man. I can't keep up!"

by Seahamer November 1, 2012