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shit hammered

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.
I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.
by uzi4u July 15, 2007
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hammered

when a girl is really ugly, or just looks terrible.
Damn, that girl is hammered.
by sjl22 December 10, 2009
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Hammered

The situation of a women who is fucked so hard (in a positive way) and fast that she surely can't walk the next day
Are here jeans to tight? - No, she got hammered last night.
by Ewald December 28, 2005
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hammeredassblackedoutdrunk

the drunkest you have every been and do not remember anything for the next 2 days.
Dude I was so hammeredassblackedoutdrunk last night I don't remember anything.
by Joshua Gerrard August 22, 2007
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hammered hat

An invisible hat that is impossibly heavy to wear and causes ones head to tilt forward. It is brought on by excessive shots of cheap vodka.
After a long night at the local dive bar Anthony wore his hammered hat as he leaned against the wall holding him up.
by Randolph The Great April 25, 2014
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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
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Rockstar Hammered

An amiable level of inebriation representing the brief state between creepy hammered and aggressive hammered where an individual is without inhibitions and exhibits an inordinate amount of energy. Individuals who are rockstar hammered can usually be seen with their arms held high in the air as if celebrating some sort of victory and often find themselves on a high platform, particularly at nightclubs.
by ptj January 22, 2008
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