Hasler

the act of rejecting anyone who rates 8 or lower on the 1-10 scale (8 or lower being referred to as "b-team"). Pulling a true Hasler means going home alone no matter how seductive the subject and no matter how long the dry spell.

For a guy, pulling a Hasler often causes his bros to question his manhood.

Girl: Would you like to come over to my beach house tonight? It's meant to be an all girls pool party but for you I can make an exception
Guy: Nah, I'm tired. I think I will just call it an early night

Guy's bro #1: Did he just go Hasler on her?
Guy's bro #2: He must be either gay or taking playing hard to get to a whole new level!

Girl: Why must all good guys be gay?

by Dr. Brovius Hawthorne January 12, 2014

Halter Top Day

A term coined by Bill Simmons of ESPN in reference to the day when the weather finally becomes warm enough in a notoriously cold part of the country (i.e. the Northeast) that convertible tops can go down and girls can wear miniskirts and halter tops outdoors. Usually occurs in April.

Halter Top Day is the light at the end of winter's long, dark tunnel.

by TheMick23 April 4, 2011

hallelujah hollaback

The anthem of the Ghetto Revival.

Ben: "Yo, this place is perfect for the Ghetto Revival."
Clem: "Hallelujah hollaback!"

by johnbrown January 27, 2007

halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so

Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

Halle

An amazing girl who brightens up a room with a simple smile people love to be around a Halle and her vibe makes ANYONE feel at ease, she has charasamatic personality able to chat up any Guy she wants, other girls hate to admit but are quite jealous of her social skills, she is quite beautiful but can never see it herself and is often Black or Mixed Race she is very intelligent when she wants to be and has a strange taste in clothing :)

Boy 1: who were ya talking too Dude?
Boy 2: Just the most amazing girl you'll ever meet
Boy 1: lemme guess... a Halle?

Boy 2: haha Yes

by Justalittlebitofnufin December 8, 2010

hamler

Huge dick. Likes: dating poodles, getting "high", peanut butter, being a mathstar, playing baritone, pillowbutts. Dislikes: rational thought, letting people comment on his public journal

That dude has a pillowbutt. What a hamler.

by douche boat November 6, 2006