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Hush Puppy

A pejorative retail slang for window shopping customers (usually female) who like to try on numerous amounts of clothes and shoes but ultimately end up not buying them for a random pointless reason.

There are two types of hush puppies:

A Hush Puppy is a regular customer who has manners and may thank or apologize the sales associate for the inconvenience.

The Hush Bitch is a mean and/or rude customer who do not show manners. They will leave the store without word and will usually do it when the sales associate is at the storage looking for a shoe they asked for.

Both versions are equally annoying. Hush puppies and hush bitches alike are the mortal enemies of sales associates.
Sales Associate A: Dude, I had the worst day today. A Hush Puppy came to the store, asked for 5 pairs of shoes, and then said she didn't like them and just left.

Sales Associate B: Man, that's nothing. Today, a Hush Bitch asked me for 3 pairs of shoes in 2 different sizes, then just left when I was coming back for the other sizes.
by frp19 October 18, 2009
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hush puppies

man 1:I made some hush puppies.
man 2:Like the corn bread?
man 1:nope! lol
man 2: then wha...ohhhh gross man!
by Johnnygrrl February 15, 2010
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Hush now

Me: "Hey"
Pete: "Hush now lad"
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Hush Ass Bitch

Typically a beautiful female looking for nothing more in life than to ruin your own. Also very good at lying and scheming (due to their looks).
Man, you definitely don't want to get yourself involved with her, she's just a hush ass bitch.
by Reason March 7, 2016
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Hush Ass Bitch

Typically a beautiful girl not looking for anything more in life than to ruin your own. Also very skilled in lying and scheming (due to their looks).
Man, I definitely think you should stay away from her, she's just a hush ass bitch.
by Reason March 7, 2016
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Hush now

Typically said by a mother to her baby to keep it calm
mother: hush now, hush now
baby: *stops crying*
by mdeq February 3, 2017
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hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.
After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.
by Cen_ored April 21, 2017
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