thats my horse

a game where 2 people beat the crap outta each other for no apparent reason to claim ownership of said horse.

horse may or may not actually exist.

refernced in Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

ed: THATS MY HORSE!!! (breaks a 2x4 over rolfs head)
rolf: Scourge of the beyond!

by jalksjf;lasj;lkjaf;sjf August 19, 2006

horse viagra

1. extremely powerful viagra

2. viagra for horses

1. That was one helluva big erection, this stuff is horse viagra.

2. farmer: Okay Bobby, I just fed you some horse viagra! Now you go show off your new and improved willy to the rest of them horsies!

by Pooty__Toot March 14, 2008

Horse Toothed Jackass

Another affectionate nickname for Howard Stern producer Gary Dell'Abate aka BaBa Booey, famous for having thick lips, breath like a sewer and horse like teeth.

Gary: Eric's called in about ten times today.
Eric The Midget: Shut up you pea-brained, horse toothed jackass.
Fred: Ack Ack

by lol*dongs October 3, 2008

Horseback rider

a horseback rider is perhaps the greatest athlete, ever. Not only does she have to control a 1000 pound animal with the help of a small piece of metal, but she has to do it while making it look like it is effortless. Not to mention when they start putting things in front of you and you have to jump them.

Horseback riding takes every muscle of the body and is the most intense, dangerous sport. period.

Is she a horseback rider?

Well clearly, i mean look at those muscles!

by LISEEEEYYY September 23, 2012

steel horse

a motorcycle. Sometimes considered the modern version of a horse from the old west. It often symbolizes being a loner, and outcast, or an outlaw.

From Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive: "I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride. I'm wanted dead or alive."

by Nick1911 August 3, 2006

One horse pony

One horse pony is a term commonly used by old fools that can't complete a sentence without soiling themselves.

You one horse pony! You are a dog faced pony soldier!

by One horse pony December 23, 2020

horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015