minge hinge

A crucial moment in a relationship in which the future of the relationship (and therefore possible sexual relations) hangs in the balance.

Jake: How's it going with you and Sarah?

Ed: I'm not sure man, I think i've reached the minge hinge.

by trigger_hippy October 18, 2010

Hinges

Hip Joint, booty cheeks

Wow, that skirt barely covers her hinges!

by Acebsi October 5, 2007

hinge ender

A bad slag who would suck you’d sick to the hinge end.

Lad she’s naughty her yano, a proper hinge ender!

by Paddy the Baddy January 18, 2019

Minge hinge

vaginal lips

My minge hinge is flapping again

by Bumtingy February 8, 2019

on a hinge

Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.

I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.

by AriaHero November 6, 2019

Crunchy Hinge

The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.

Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.

by McDude Burger August 9, 2019

Hinge-Licker

Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.

Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.

That bloke just spilled my pint! What an absolute Hinge-Licker!

by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016