hassel hair

hair style a la David Hasselhoff.

As in, Dan Marino is sporting "hassel hair" during his Super Bowl commentary

by superbowl hater February 7, 2010

hissle

1. (n.) a marijuana joint, bone, paper plane etc.
2. (v.) the soft sound between a rustle and a hiss (like the sound of a sparked j), the act of hissling
3. (n.) a small amount, a quick toke

extra: Chrisstle: a cross-joint

1. "Finna spark a hissle right quick before class."
2. a. "Listen to it hissle!" b. "Ima go hissle right now, straight killa no filla."
3. "what are you reachin for?" "Can I get a lil hissle on that?"

by loraxx the linguist May 18, 2011

Hasslinging

very strange form of sex where the penis is very large and wide and is a tight fit inside the asshole and cannot fit inside the mouth at all. Because of this the asshole is widened and the only way for a blow job is for the woman to suck up and down the side in a way that looks like a person eating corn on the cob.

Person 1: Hey what did you do last night?

Person 2: Me and you mom were hasslinging all night because my dick was to big for her mouth!

by Gordonsmomfucker February 19, 2010

hasselhoffed

The punishment received when you leave your computer unlocked. The name comes form the fact that the typical punishment is to change the persons background image to some obscene image of David Hasselhoff.

Mr. Palm just got hasselhoffed by Mr. Ståhl when failing to lock his computer while playing table tennis.
fraped
faceraped

by lustjakten November 20, 2012

Ich hasse dich

Ich hasse dich means I hate you in German

x: Ich hasse dich!

y: I hate you too!

by SebUrban September 26, 2009

Jaden Hossler

The hottest person to ever walk Earth. Who is married to me

Oh my gosh Jaden Hossler is my new husband

by annabardeen May 25, 2020

Hasselkød

Hasselkød or Hasselmeat is the true definition of happiness. Imagine you open up your lunch box, and the first thing you see is a horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar, and the first thing that comes to your mind is joy, celebration, gratitude, forgivness, nothing is better than that feeling. Oh yeah, the horny corny stormy wormy territory inventory soviet army hasselmeat bar is just a muslibar filed with joy. So if someone offers you one, MARRY HIM. NOT HER. HIM!

No homo

Made by: Bilal zarouken hadouken

FX.

Bilal: Lucas, want some HASSELKØD?
Lucas: Of course bro. Its lit, its lit.

Arafat: What about me? I want a blessing.
Kean: Let me give you blessings.

Arafat: NOOOOOOOOOOO

*Le Kean procedes to sexually destroy Arafat's asshole with a pencil.
Kamran: Hvad er det der BESAFE for noget?
*Le Bilal trying to answer: *voicecrax

by Bilal zarrok June 20, 2019