hamagenous

When someone is attracted to an elephant’s pus and giraffe blowjobs

Nick: “Dude I think that guy is hamagenous”
Jack:”I think you’re right”

by Thatonelozer November 13, 2017

Hamfreak

Absolute freak who indulges in bondage with his slave

"Fuck me i chained Huw to the bed and ate him out the other day, it was so fucking hot", Exclaimed the Hamfreak, to which his friend replied, "You're well fucked".

by Thicabee May 30, 2018

Hamglam

Someone who adopts the ham aesthetic but glams it up and makes it their own.

“Kate’s so hamglam”, Yana said.

by user876 January 14, 2019

Hamflugage

Commonly used to determine the level of hotness in a nude so that a fair exchange of weed and nudes can be made.

Also used to measure the quality of a piece of ham

Damn girl, that booty is off the hamflugage!!

by Justcallmemoo March 27, 2019

Hamfat

Vaginal secretion

A female says to another female friend, "I have hamfat."
"Oh, that person gives me hamfat."

by Heartmonger June 19, 2019

Hamgolfer

Military veteran that persuades co-workers to play golf weekly no matter the costs or bet on table.

That guy is a real hamgolfer. He keeps talking about his game from yesterday and when his next tee time is.

by Bman619 July 31, 2019

hamgus

when you fuck your hamster

dude i think imma hamgus tonight

by reeeeeeererererrrreee December 13, 2019