Reverse Haji Handshake

Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.

Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."

Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."

by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010

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Ali Hajihaidari

Smells good, clammy hands, phenomenal, the cat's meow; when he was in preschool, his best friend was winnie the pooh. He is an actor, singer, pianist, and just a wonderful person. Ali is dramatic and hysterical. His laugh can be heard miles away and anon creepers constantly want his....0__0. Everyone's kids should be named after Ali Hajihaidari.

You. are. phenomenal. You are just wonderful! Not okay!
-Ali Hajihaidari

by Phenomenal friends April 29, 2011

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Khrystyne Haje

A cute as a button redhead that starred in an ABC sitcom called Head of the Class. Circa 1990. Was once voted one of the top 50 most beautiful people in the world by People mazagine.

The character's name that Khrystyne Haje played on that show was Simone. (sigh)

by I love hot redheads don't you? October 10, 2006

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Hajra

A very cute, sweet, and caring girl.
Has potential to be amazing at everything in life.

You wish you were a hajra :)

by hhhhhhh41010 March 17, 2009

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Hajj

The Hajj is a pilgrimage to Mecca. It is currently the largest annual pilgrimage in the world, and is the fifth pillar of Islam, an obligation that must be carried out at least once in their lifetime by every able-bodied Muslim who can afford to do so. The Hajj is a demonstration of the solidarity of the Muslim people, and their submission to Allah (God).

The Hajj is based on a pilgrimage that was ancient even in the time of Muhammad in the 7th Century.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ October 7, 2009

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Haji-Mart

The Haji-Mart is the corner store where you can get your 40's, lotto tickets, smokes, and some other odds and ends. They are almost always run buy someone of Indian origin, like Apu on The Simpsons. Schenectady is the original home of the Haji-Mart. It's their #1 export to the world.

Apu (in almost indecipherable Indian accent)"Hello and welcome to my haji-Mart, what can I do for you today? We have a special on Colt 45 today, and our hot dogs are now almost 75% rectum free"

by bulldoggin January 13, 2007

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