A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
Get the Long Haggismug. A sexual act involving stuffing a partners foreskin with meat and barley, then playing the bagpipes to at their penis while they run in either a clockwise or counter-clockwise circle. Continue until they ejaculate “whiskey sauce.”
by Salty Cock-a-Leekie January 28, 2024
Get the Long Haggismug. by nsytgr November 21, 2021
Get the Haggymug. Someone's overbearing mother.
The haggis is going off on one again
by Haggis offspring February 14, 2025
Get the The Haggismug. The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
by anonymous September 25, 2023
Get the Seven-Haggismug. *man and Scottish woman in bed together*
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"
MAN: "Omg this is amazing!!!"
SW: "HAGGIS, HAGGIS, HAGGISSSSSSSS!!!"
by O P R I C E Y June 7, 2018
Get the HAGGISmug. 