velvety gumball pouch

referring to a males nuts and sack.

1. careful down there! the ol' velvety gumball pouch is turning blue.

2.(for the sports fan)... you should wear your cup so you dont get button hooked in that velvety gumball pouch of yours.

3. (question)is that a bag for crown royal in your pants?(answer) nah baby... thats my velvety gumball pouch...

by dictionary john September 16, 2006

Gumball

Another term to describe an individual who is remarkably dumb or “stoopid” otherwise known as “smooth brain” as the surface of a gumball resembles.

You a fuckin gumball bruh

by BobShwankidank February 3, 2022

Ma’am. Where is the gumball??

When something is sussy, or questionable. You use this term to explain how you are feeling.

Someone trips and falls…

You turn to your friend and say “Ma’am. where is the gumball??”

by ropegraken September 6, 2023

gumball coin

A quarter.

I need to sort out these gumball coins.

by Ereck Flowers August 18, 2018

Gumball

A goofball who can take many forms and has infinite plot armor for some reason he can't age and his family the Wattersons are just as crazy

Gumball goes through crazy adventures with his brother Darwin on The Daily

by Live like John June 27, 2022

sticky gumball

The act of Chewing a gumball and stretching it over a penis like a condom. Then after ejaculation, the gum condom is removed and chewed.

I hung out with that nasty skank Britney last night and totally have her a sticky gumball.

by Glubfdu January 23, 2017

Gumball

The act of dipping a single testicle into the mouth of an unsuspecting victim who has fallen asleep with their mouth open

my man was passed on my couch at this party, so I naturally had to give him a good Gumball

by Herweezy June 5, 2018