Grundalf the Black

The stage name Bill Cosby gives to his bifkin, when he performs a magic act at children's birthday parties.

Bill Cosby: "And for this particular trick, I'll need some help from my assistant, Grundalf the Black!"

Grundalf: "Heeeyy heeeyy heey!!"

by Sandy Highman, PHD July 22, 2011

Grunk

A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.

Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"

by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013

grunk music

indie/grunge/punk/rock

comes from: grunge+punk=grunk

Grunk music is a type of music using indie/grunge/punk/rock: ie: free state prophets

by GEMSY August 17, 2006

Grunwald Farms

A forest preserve located just west of route 47 on main street in blackberry township. Formerly owned by Master Grunwald but is now inhabited by the Lady Of The Lake and her minions, the Lorangatangs. Also near factory where the Lorangatangs hibernate every Tuesday night.

"Hey lets go visit the Lady Of The Lake at Grunwald Farms, ya know Ol' Master Grunwalds place."

by MinionNumber4 March 3, 2010

grunk

A shortend term for the name used to describe a Grunka-Lunka, who feature prominantly in the Futurama episode "Fry and the Slurm Factory." Grunk is commonly used as an insult (to claim that a person or thing resembles a Grunka-Lunka, or acts like one in anyway.) But is mainly used to replace the phrase idiot, sadcase, fucktard etc, especially if you can't think of another term to call you're friends.

Example 1
Jake: "Hey, you reckon we should go to Matt's house?"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

Example 2
Jake: "Jakea-lakea, spanka-la-matts, lets go over to matts"
Nathan: "No, you fucking grunk, his house is a shithole."

by grunk December 10, 2006

Grunk

When grandpa gets in to the liquor cabinet at four in the morning. Probably has a half smoked blunt and is blurting out racist slurs he learned in the Vietnam war. When he finally sobers up he will just say what are you looking at to the closest person near him and take a shot of nightquil and pass out on your couch to start the cycle over again the next day

Child: mom grandpa is scaring me

Mother: don't be a little bitch grandpa is just geting his grunk on

by Grunk fund June 11, 2018

Connor Gruneau

Derogatory term for a Red-headed douchebag who try way to hard to be funny. Wishes he was e-cool.

Connor Gruneau Class of 2011 Lincoln High School

by kingbk February 10, 2009