Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

Pumpin' a grump

Act of taking a dump. Used when said act was particularly satisfying.

Ben: Damn, your house stinks!
Ryan: Yeah, I just finished pumpin' a grump.

by bneffer January 6, 2009

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

grump-a-dump

Grump-a-dump is a name for a person that is tres grumpy. Can also be known as a grumpasaurus!

OI stop being a grump-a-dump!

by Grumpasaurus May 31, 2006

Grumpfungus

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.

Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.

by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009

Grumpler

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.

"Stop being such a Grumpler!"

by Keebler89 January 14, 2010

grumphole

A grumpy asshole. One who displays grumpy, prickish behaviour.

You're really acting like a grumphole.

I've been in such a bad mood lately. I feel like a total grumphole.

by nacholovessun June 5, 2011