crouching tiger hidden ninja

while giving a girl the schocker (2 in the pink one in the stink) you lift her up and sit her down in a chair. Quickly remover your hand and ejaculate on her face. The while she is in shock of what just happened, crouch down and karate chop, once in the vagina and once in the face. Then shove your penis back in her mouth.

I was going away at her with my fingers and knew I was going to climax soon, so I gave her the crouching tiger hidden ninja to let her know who is in charge. Then however, I decided to go one step further and give her the strawberry shortcake. She was flailing on the ground and I could hear her dad coming up the stairs to see what was going, so I peaced the scene out the window. Thats when I seen her mother...

by Tiner Chen April 21, 2009

prouching

the act of crouching and punching simultaneously

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.

by Nef Del May 9, 2006

grouting

The verb of the noun grout. The act of smoking a cigarette.

Hello mate, where's that old slapper you brought back and serviced last night?

She's out in the garden grouting.

by Mikee T September 21, 2006

crouching tiger

when you get out of the pool and your bottoms are soaking wet so you wrap the towel tightly around your waist and squat down so it squeezes all the water out

My swimsuit bottoms are all wet so im gonna do the crouching tiger.

by thecrouchingtiger June 14, 2011

Goaching

1) The act of squating like a girl pissing in the game Halo on XBOX

2) The act of standing over an exit from a portal on Halo and sniping with a rocket launcher

3) What nick accidentally said instead of Ghost

1) If I goach, I bet he won't see me

2) He's got the flag, I'm gunna goach and cut him off.

3) Oh shit! He took the goach from our base. ROFL! I said goach, I mean ghost.. Ghost

by Jam Master J February 20, 2004

Grounding Countries

A Toxic User Who Has A Toxic Fanbase

Grounding Countries Is The Worst!

by Salaica July 19, 2023

crouching fox

When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

by Spermicide February 10, 2008