(Verb): Attempt at sexting while drunk or otherwise unable to make sense. Generally results in hilarious texts and possible facepalm after recovery.
"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
"Less hot, less coherent and with more spelling mistakes than sexting"
Bro #1: Hey dude, check out this text "Mm, I kinda want a banana right now..."
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!
Bro #2: Sounds hot, she totally wants it, why are you even here?!
Bro #1: Wait, it gets better, "...or some sliced peaches..." and then doesn't reply!
Bro #2: She must have been grogsting after the party! Show these to her in the morning, it'll be hilarious!
by GrammarHulk July 15, 2013
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by Jaron Boss July 17, 2017
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Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
Word is John got caught groomsing him, it’s so messed up.
by Towelie420 May 17, 2018
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Usually referred to when u have eaten something spicy and when u shit it out it hurts like hell.
Usually referred to when u have eaten something spicy and when u shit it out it hurts like hell.
by c h i l l April 22, 2019
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"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
"Man, get a load of that groomsmanzilla. We should warn him that he will be able to watch the tie later...NARP"
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"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"
"Mamma there goes that groomsmanzilla"
by gotemmmmmmmmmmm June 4, 2019
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by TheOnlyTruthSeeker November 2, 2020
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by Right.I.Am December 16, 2020
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