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Grooglock

A spooky ghost inside of toilets that usually crawl up the individual who is taking the shit.
Usually referred to when u have eaten something spicy and when u shit it out it hurts like hell.
I think the Grooglock crawled up my arse yesterday after i ate that chili
by c h i l l April 22, 2019
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Googlochondriac

A person who constantly "Googles" his/her symptoms to determine the ailment he or she may/may not have.
Google searches (which usually lead to Web MD) can convince you that ANYTHING is cancer. No matter how many other causes are listed the only one you will pay attention to are the terminal ones. If this sounds like you then you're a Googlochondriac.

"Nose Bleed? Google it! Crap, It's probably nasal cancer."
by MicahStrikesAgain February 1, 2010
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Groocock

Surname. Comes from the Latin "Growcock"

Meaning "of large penis"
Check out my groocock

How do you like your groocock ?

That groocock is so big, I put my name on it!

His groocock is well hung

Kate stopped and stared at the huge groocock , she cried out "No, not again Jack...your groocock is too big for me"
by Judelf April 25, 2010
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