gronk

1.)dumbass motherfucker
2.)see Lawrence Liu

Don't be such a gronk you jackass!

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

gronk

A big, tall, hardcore-looking guy who usually stands with his arms crossed and his mouth slightly opened. He should also have a low voice and is often judged as overbearing or intimidating.

A gronk will usually hold a lot of anger. During the times when his anger is released, it should be called "raging gronk anger" or "wrath of gronk".

Gronks are mad attractive to the ladies.

"Look at that guy Rob, he is such a gronk."

by pennies December 17, 2004

Gronking

Verb,The act of violently spiking a football after scoring a touchdown, the act of posing for pictures shirtless with a porn star, the act of being the best at what you do.

"I just scored my 15th touchdown this year. #Gronking"

by ThePatsPunk December 28, 2011

gronk

Verb: To stick your nose into someones Belly Button like you are a pig hunting for truffles.

"He Gronked me and my belly button is wet."

by Ray White October 04, 2007

gronk

"Gronk", a random word which is spread by ignorant individuals (outside NSW) unaware of it's actual meaning.

"hello there you sexy gronk beast!"

Person1: "look at that sexy gronk over there!"
Person2:"whats a gronk?"
Person1:"who knows but it sounds funny."

by Beatrice Clarke August 15, 2005

gronk

a turtle that falls of a table.

john " oh no, he fell of the table again."
megan " what a gronk"

by i am your super duper computer September 27, 2009

gronk

the last turn on a bolt or nut, so as to insure it will not come loose.

Noun: Okay, make sure you give those lug nuts a good gronk.

Verb: Gronk on those bolts so they don't vibrate loose.

by teacherdude32 August 05, 2009