gronk

defication

I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.

by pekka head October 14, 2003

gronk

a person who acts drunk when he/she is not.

You only had the neck of the beer ya gronk,

by yhl September 12, 2003

gronk

one who possesses the qualities of a doorbitch but is not actually a doorbitch - rude, unpleasant, superficial, ignorant, self-absorbed, arogant, will put out for coke

man, iknow you were drunk but i still cant believe you shagged that dumb-arsed gronk. You really should go get a bloodtest.

by james August 6, 2004

Gronk

1. To clear the state of a wedged device and restart it

2. To cut, sever, smash, or similarly disable.

3. The sound made by many 3.5-inch diskette drives.

I'm gonna Gronk you up!

by Haxor November 21, 2002

Gronk

Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.

Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.

by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003

Gronk

In sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.

"Derek Rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago"

"I can't wait to gronk your Quarterback in Madden"

by therealteanor September 1, 2014

Gronk

1. Person who enjoys alternitave music.
2. Person who is NOT a jock fag.
3. Person who screwed j0r mudda.

Those gronks, They rock pretty hard!

by GRONKER November 22, 2003