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groinial dew

That 'personal' moisture that seemingly comes from nowhere, and accumulates in or on your groin/genital/perineal/anal areas. Can be from: sitting too long; wearing too many layers of clothing; not washing often enough; warm temperatures; or even, as with women, they see something hot, and get a little dewy down there; or with men, if you don't shake 'it' well enough.
After four days of not showering, Jimmy had a mild accumulation of groinial dew.
Sally was watching George Clooney on TV and noticed she had a little groinial dew.
by Chris and Linda Ostrom March 3, 2005
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groin apples

Plain and simple......BALLS
Ask me again and I'll kick in yer GROIN APPLES !!!!
by Mr.JJM August 23, 2006
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Grint

The act of one sticking one’s penis into someone’s ear, though usually just the outside or shell of the ear (on account of small ear canals). Used to gain sexual pleasure.
“Dude, Shelley let me grint her last night! I was grinting so hard, but she still looked bored...”
by maemae03 February 17, 2020
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Grint

Dried poo tangled in the anal beard collected as a consequence of not wiping your arse.
Uhhhh I've got grints in my pants!

Shoulda' wiped man....
by grinter November 21, 2010
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Grint

To grin or smile at somone in the ghetto.
That guy just grint at you.
by Mr. Street June 13, 2009
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Groing

The sound that a boner makes.
"i was about to go down on him when i heard a groing."

"the entire class heard me groing during the middle of the presentation on chlamydia. It was SO embarrassing!"
by altapurplewrench August 12, 2009
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groiny

"They're getting groiny"
by orby March 7, 2005
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