Iranian Greeting

When you take your right thumb and insert it into a persons bunghole and wave like you normally would to an acquaintance.

I totally just gave Will an Iranian Greeting and he took it like a man

by HitmeagainLaxBro November 2, 2011

greeting card flatulence

while you are looking for greeting cards & you have the urge to fart, shart, or poop your pants.

Allison's greeting card flatulence caused her to ditch Papyrus for the can because she sharted herself.

by enuss April 12, 2008

Hayden Greening

A Hayden Greening is a lovely and kind man that is very easy to trust, you can trust him with your life and he will never let you down.
He is very hot and gets plently of ladies, a Hayden Grenning will normally have a 6 pack.
He is very good in bed and is always busy having gangbangs!
He is a honest, kind, lovely man who will always make you smile.
He will normally end up marry someone with the name Charley.
When he has grown a Hayden Greening will be rich and smart with a good job.

Chloe:"quess who I went town with?!"
Charley:"urgh boring, david?"
Chloe:"EW NO. HAYDEN GREENING!!!"
Charley:"OMG IM SO JEL!"

by Haydeys February 20, 2013

Vietnam Greeting

The act of shaking another's hand with your own piss/liquid covered hand.

Yeah I just walked out of the bathroom and gave Jeff the Vietnam Greeting.

by Charlie Fagbag October 2, 2018

greeking

disrespectful slang for the art of lavaliering; usually used by those who use greeked instead of lavaliered

"Dude, I'm so moving up from apprentice in my greeking today. I've got like, two chicks just beggin ta be micked."

by Elric21 July 30, 2012

Gregging

A term used to describe going to the bakery 'Greggs' and buying food for a meal or snack

Mikki: "Hey, Binks! You gregging for lunch today?"
Binks: "Nah, I'm going subway!"

by Aries-Chan November 10, 2009

Greening

(v) It is the act of a whipped boyfriend to sell his dignity by making a strange face in bathroom and taking a selfie of it.

Ungar- Hey did you hear what zach did?
Martin- No what happened?
Ungar- He was greening yesterday
MArtin- No way! He's such a fag and his girlfriend is a whore

by cashmoneyflowbitchesweed November 25, 2013