Greedy Clown

Dan Snyder - Owner of Washington DC football team. Once proudly known as the Redskins.

Dan snyder sold out his teams name after vowing to never change it, greedy clown.

by Crookie Monster July 13, 2020

greedy dirtbag

let it grow dang idiot

YOU GREEDY DiRTBaG

by creechur September 29, 2020

Greedy Saintface

Is the drill sergeant. The top shooter with amazing aim and can’t be fucked with.

I come through shooting like Greedy Saintface.

by Urban kept November 23, 2021

Greedy Marker

Someone who steals writing utensils.

Guy#1: Look at that he stole 6 pencils!

Guy#2: That Greedy Marker!

by BuddyMaddie April 1, 2022

greedy dirtbag

Someone who is very greedy and doesn't care about the environment

O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!

by Theautisticrebel June 21, 2022

Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.

Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.

by thefuckoxstablemaster May 5, 2022

Greedy burns

When the pizza is just out of the oven or the chicken is just out of the fryer and you can't wait so you stuff it in your greedy mouth and burn all the inside of it.

I'm so hungry I'll take the greedy burns just to get it in me quicker

by Moonstick July 16, 2022