gravel badger 

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

gravel badger by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

gravel bucket

Pertaining to a particularly toothy/rough/bony-throated blowjob, ultimately resulting in excruciating pain, bruising, and potential scratches/cuts to one's member

Last night was horrible... I feel like I got raped by a gravel bucket!

gravel bucket by losingfaith March 26, 2011

Gravel Donkey 

A really ugly woman, one who has a head and face like a donkey that's been dragged along gravel

That chick that Dougy picked up last night was a real gravel donkey.

Gravel Donkey by Markfcpt December 19, 2011

gravel carrot 

A carrot discriminated against due to its extreme white color,resembling a ghost. An unwanted food stuff that tended to be thrown away or used as peasant food in the beginning of the medieval time period. Now used as slang to describe horribly white teenage girls.

Hey pa do you think I'll ever be as white a that gravel carrot some day?.......son your not a vegetable your a human being........ohh pa your so funny.

gravel carrot by GCanonymous June 10, 2014

gravel chin

Loads of Chins like 728974 chins

'Hey look at her, she has a gravel chin'

gravel chin by grAvel December 14, 2014

Gravel Cruncher 

Gravel Cruncher - someone who has horribly crooked teeth and doesn't care to fix them. Someone who smokes crack excessively, as a result loses teeth Can also be considered a "gravel cruncher".

I would hook up with dude, if his teeth weren't fighting for position in his mouth. What a gravel cruncher!

Gravel Cruncher by BotanWuuut June 4, 2018

Gravel Dumpster

Something that is clearly just not good.

Person 1 "I had wicked diarrhea at my friend's wedding." Person 2 "Dang, that must be a total gravel dumpster."

Gravel Dumpster by GSudstememeboi June 16, 2018