Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

Grapefruit smell

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.

All i smell is Grapefruit smell

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

grapefruit

Used to describe one who is extremely passive, diffident, and introverted. Usually very bad at socializing.

That guy can't talk to anyone without having a panic attack. What a grapefruit.

by charburg August 18, 2016

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

Grapefruit

Instead of saying goodnight say “Grapefruit”

“Grapefruit Guys, I gotta wake up early tomorrow!”

by cowbooty November 27, 2020

Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid

That Grapefruit monkey is an ass

by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022

Grapefruit

An insult. Similar to being an idiot or a wally.

I just failed my test
You’re such a grapefruit

by User2379900 November 10, 2022