greasy grapefruit

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

by burning swan figs March 31, 2010

folded grapefruit

Refers to the similarity in appearance between a grapefruit (sliced in half and folded) and the vagina

I had a folded grapefruit for breakfast this morning, along with a jelly doghnut.

by Mikeli T Mueller June 20, 2006

squirts like a grapefruit

when a girl squirts an excessive amount of pussy juice therefor acting as a grapefruit when you squeeze it.

Your mother squirts like a grapefruit when im busy fucking her. She squirts so much i think i'll make a pussy juice cocktail tonight.

by pussyjuicecocktail August 13, 2012

Vanarial Grapefruit

1)When a man has elephantitis of the testicles and they become the size of a grapefruit.

2)When a man gets laid a lot and people blame it on his 'Vanarial Grapefruit's.

Dude that guy has got some 'Vanarial Grapefruit'.

by negroshima January 27, 2007

Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

Ambitious_Grapefruit

Ambitious_Grapefruit is a epic Minecraft player. She is very knowledgeable on Minecraft and is a Technoblade stan. She is also very hot.

"Wow is that Ambitious_Grapefruit?"
"Yes, I heard she's a big dsmp fan!"

by TheRealDictionary125 June 30, 2021