Yer grans a patsy

If a gran dies you get her ashes and snort them like drugs

Before i walked oot of jordans house i had a line of his gran and shouted “yer grans a patsy”

by Yer deed gran;) January 26, 2022

Gran Spike

when you put excessive pictures of old people (particularly grans, if it is a males possesions)somewhere hidden for someone to find at a later date. usually in a possesion which wil be carried around, such as a wallet.

The pictures are usually small so that they
will not be found until embarressing moments (see example). Also quite commonly cuttings from old peoples magazines or adverts.

guy 1: dude, i totally gran spiked you yesterday, i cant believe you didnt find those pictures in your wallet until today!

guy 2: yeah, i was mega embarressed, the woman serving me at the checkout gave me well dodgy looks when those pictures of grans flew out my wallet when i went to pay, so thanks for that!

by aloysha April 26, 2009

Gran Queen

Grand mother , nan , nana

I haven't seen my gran Queen in a while

by Innate April 13, 2022

Gran putisima

A girl/ lady who is looser than all the rest .

Shes not wifey type she's just a gran putisima

by Cumbucket00 May 02, 2021

Gran Max

Named after "Grandma", this minivan made by the Japanese automaker Daihatsu is designed to haul the whole family. It's the perfect vehicle for trips to Grandma's house during special occasions like Lebaran, Christmas, and family gatherings.

We ride our Daihatsu Gran Max for our trip to Grandma's house; it has enough space for everyone and all the goodies!

by Emotional Cruiser July 19, 2025

frijole gran

a totally badass type of food that will steal your girl, and ruin your life, but once you eat them, you will realize that you have allways loved green eggs and ham

yeah, some frijole gran just happended

by presidentgarvy05 November 18, 2019

Fran the gran

Fran the gran is a nickname you usually call the type of weird girl that has short hair and freckles yes freckles she is very outgoing and is weird and has a very weird nickname FRAN THE GRAN

Yo fran what’s your nickname gran cool Fran the gran!

by Llaywrdjsjj May 18, 2020