Trend Gram

A female senior citizen who is well-versed in and/or familiar with technological advances, current events and personalities trending in the news

The female equivalent of a Trend Pop

My great-aunt is a genuine Trend Gram!

The Trend Grams were in full force this morning at the internet cafe.

by redPooka August 28, 2012

gram hoe

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.

this bitch a gram hoe.

by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016

Gram-mama

Another word for grandma. It's a cooler and more fun way.

My Gram-mama gave me more gifts than ever!

by hahgsg February 6, 2018

candy gram

Inmortalized in the Mel Brooks classic, Blazing Saddles, a candy gram is an easily recognizable explosive trap that only a moron would fall for.

I can't believe you fell for that candy gram! Are you a moron?

by LSzyd June 11, 2006

Mexican Gram

Refers to a skimped sac of black tar heroin, normally weighing out to 7/10ths of a gram instead of a whole gram. The reason dealers practice such "Jew behavior" is because heroin addicts will only bitch and moan about being jipped for less than a minute, until they can't stand feeling sick, and thus they'll take what they can get at that time. This doesn't excuse the dealers for their shitty service however, and they should be ashamed for having such poor practice. The only time a Mexican Gram would be remotely acceptable, is if the quality of the heroin is so balls-out amazing, that the users joined "team Nod-Squad" instantaneously after smoking/slamming/snorting/booty-bumping that shit.

My dealer is such a Jew for selling me a Mexican Gram time and time again.

by Pete_from_the_street August 9, 2016

do it for the gram

used by people , mainly teens , who use instagram a lot

"You see this.... I DO IT FOR THE GRAM!"

by Future Choreographer October 12, 2013

gram cracker

A term for someone who is of mixed race (black and white).
"Gram" meaning brown and "cracker" meaning white

Halle Barry is a gram cracker

by Des February 20, 2005