Gorp

A little green bean shaped creature whom wields the secrets of Gorp's World

I knew I shouldn't have bit into that Gorp... but he just looked so tasty!

by gorpdev December 25, 2025

Reverse Gorping

To begin the reverse gorping you must first have a pregnant women who has just given birth, you then cut the umbilical cord and hold on to it being pulled inside of her, then you live off the nutrients of her.

My wife is almost due, I think I might go reverse gorping for a few months

by Jance Byers January 27, 2025

Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Gorp

The act of trapping a elephants fart in dolphin shit

I gorped that fart and now its sitting on my shelf

by Deeznitz69420 August 19, 2022