Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"

by MagesRealm July 1, 2009

Gopher Ball

A home run or round tripper, a combination of "Go four" as in the number of bases you round on a home run.

The pitcher threw too many gopher balls and was taken out of the game.

by Josie Becker December 15, 2008

golden gopher

WHen you're fucking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you piss inside of her.

Since I couldn't piss into my loafer, I gave dat chick a golden gopher.

by ade2 December 5, 2007

Gopher Bop

To strike ones testicles

Ball Taging

by TIMMAH March 9, 2003

Gopher Puffs

When You Chop Off The Balls Of Multiple Gophers Then Put Their Nuts In A Bowl And Pour Milk Over The Balls Then Enjoy Eaten At Breakfast Time

Guy:What Are We Gonna Eat For breakfast
Guy2:well I Just Got Some Gopher Puffs Just Make Sure You Dont Choke On The Fur

by LIL DANG^ER6U$ F6LKZ January 20, 2009

Gopher Holing

When you've got a turd playing peek-a-boo with your butt!

C'mon lady get out of the bathroom I've got a turd gopher holing here!

by LadyAnneValentine September 29, 2010

gopher stamp

Where you are eating out a woman(69 position), and there is a small piece of poop sticking out her anus (like a gopher) and then your forehead touches the poop and it leaves a poop stain on your forehead.

Dude: Man, I was eating out my girlfriend and Damnit, she gopher stamped me...AGAIN!
Dude 2: That sucks, tell her to take a crap before you eat her out.
Dude: Definetly.

by IronGoober March 14, 2005