Gooshtified

Intentionally shooting a player in a game called Counter-Strike 1.6 as a means to hit the unarmored head which caused a goosh and blood splatter type sound completely obscuring the players aim.

The whole team was gooshtified.

Player John Doe has left the game, he was gooshtified.

by gooshtified March 12, 2013

Goochitis

Noun - frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherfuckers.

"Sheesh, Chris, what the hell is that weird rash on your leg."

"I'm not sure, Bob. Doctor's have no clue. They think it's Goochitis."

by Muffin35 July 21, 2012

Gobshitery

A person speaking a load of bollocks, threatening someone when they have no means to do so.

He's been at It again with his Gobshitery, whens he going to learn to keep his mouth shut.

by Proper Manc Lad July 31, 2018

Gobshite

Complete and utter moron, usually thinks they know everything.

leo varadkar, there's an awful gobshite!

by michael d higgins October 8, 2018

Gobshite

Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob

‘The big Gobshite reckons the Cloontagh men will win the Over the Bridge match the year’

by EddieIverslad December 22, 2018

Gooshing

When you cum and it is explosive and goes everywhere

Oh man, I just ejaculated but I was gooshing everywhere!

by GoosherMaster69 September 15, 2020

Gobshite

An Everton fan bigging up their teams chances of winning the premier League after only two games being played because they have won them both of them

Typical Everton fan. Just because they beat WBA and coronaspurs they think the league is done. Fuckin' gobshite.

by Kookyflukes September 23, 2020