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Gooner

Someone that embraces degen culture. Might have body pillows, probably watches hentai.
"Ahri is my fav champ because she has big boobs."
"ur a gooner."
by MassiveTyler July 19, 2025
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Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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The Gooner

A person characterized by her laziness and masturbation addiction. It is a femboy and seeks attention from women through chastity. It enjoys sucking Tim's cock. For an example look up: Valentin Knorr.
you`re not a Gooner,.. you`re the Gooner. Fuck you, you piece of shit
by vALENTIN hATER March 22, 2025
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poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum
"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"
by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024
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got the gooner

Today I got the gooner from work
by Your joking November 20, 2021
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squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves
Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?
by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023
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gooners

we are gooners
by j.tk27 January 25, 2024
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