Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off

Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts

by suckrforme May 28, 2024

Gooner

A person who has an erotic sensation that can’t be stopped

Kevin: Hey Dude have you seen Bulmaro anywhere?
Kain: No hes probably looking at his favorite horny vtubers stream. That Gooner

by LaserMist June 30, 2025

Gooner

A gooner is someone who is very easily aroused by anything that hints sexual or attractiveness

Acie is such a gooner she just doesn't stop

by TheGuyWhoSubmitted July 17, 2025

Gnaw Gooner

A Gnaw Gooner is an individual who has gained hand calluses and really enjoys scratching or gnawing them off or just picking at them. It is a stimulating activity known to be popular by gym goers/ autistic people.

"My autistic teacher remembers back in the day when he was a Gnaw gooner. He doesn't partake in that life anymore."

by spiritualbxtch January 30, 2025

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023