Gooner

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

by Gloogus February 3, 2024

Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

poop gooner

when a person pushes a shit out and sucks it back in (groundhogging it) until they cum

"Man, I was such a poop gooner last night, I nearly shit the bed!"

by poopgooningurmom69420 November 24, 2024

got the gooner

Got the sack

Today I got the gooner from work

by Your joking November 20, 2021

squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

gooner

Gooner, goon, and gooning are terms used by self avowed coomers/porn addicts but it is also used in the gun/tactical community as a term for those in a smaller niche subsection that have night vision to do flat range shit in their kit. While the origins for how there came to be a sexual connotation linked to goon or gooning is unknown and still disputed by many online. Goon, at least in the context that it is used in the gun/tactical community, apparently stemmed from a saying coined originally by soldiers and operators in special operation units during the GWOT (Global War on Terror) who had the saying of "Moons out, goons out." which was supposed to refer to the fact many of these units handled night raids and were adept at it. Thus, later on, civilians (primarily those from the US) within the gun community during the time when it became more popular to not only own firearms but also plate carriers, ballistic helmets, and night vision is when many began to adopt the term as well.

Definition 1 Example: "I use Rule34 all the time, of course I'm a gooner."

Definition 2 Example: "Yo, I just got these Gen 3 PVS-31's to mount on my Ops-Core for night time shit, I'm a gooner now boys! I'm in the club!"

by HAT-TR!CK December 21, 2024

Goonerize

(Goon•ner•eyes)
Goonerization is the act or past term of a character being sexualized for the purpose of 'gooning.'

The spectrum of this can range from;
Exaggerated, to realistic/calm. But CAN go to nudity.

"Dude, Character just got goonerized."

by CurlyBuffal0915 September 18, 2025