Goochikie

In other words, a Gooch Cookie. An ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of Gooch. To make one, follow these two steps. Step 1: Rub an ordinary cookie on your Gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. Step 2: Repeat step one for extra zestyness. Say the definition in a Russian accent for added hilarity.

Julian tried eating a Goochikie, but he gave it to Brandon to try first. Vomit soon followed.

by Goochikie Monster February 11, 2009

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009

sweaty gooch

When the area between you anus and genitals brews up a pool of sweat, creating a wetness in your underwear and outer garments

Look at dean nicolaidis' shorts! You can see his sweaty gooch!

by Teflon Boi July 26, 2016

goochbumps

A tingling feeling in your gooch when it is touched.

I got goochbumps when my girlfriend reached into my pocket and took my keys.

by polish penitrator May 7, 2010

goochy mane

The pubic hair on a man that starts at the back of the sack and ends at the asshole

I love it when you run your fingers through my goochy mane babe.

by goonchy May 3, 2015

gonch kibble

small dry turds resembling dry dog food inadvertently expressed into ones underpants

His wife became annoyed from constantly having to clean his gonch kibble.

by g-man 82 June 16, 2015

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!

He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016