Gooberific

Mix between Goober and terrific. Used when someone has been such a goober that they get classified as Gooberific.

"They called me Gooberific when I kept telling terrible jokes to everybody."

by Goobermaxxing June 3, 2024

Goobing

Fingering yourself while simultaneously watching someone on the phone and sending voice messages about goobing

dude that girl said she was goobing and sent a voice message

by gastootapplepout December 31, 2024

GOOBILING

Goobiling is the process of applying a tourniquet to your arm in order to numb your hand whilst gooning effectively convincing your brain someone else is gooning for you.

Dude i need to buy a new tourniquet I broke my old one in my most recent goobiling sesh.

by prestige_gooner69 February 27, 2025

Goobernment

Any sort of action associated with any sort of government that is not strictly necessary for societal function or operates at a net loss of resources or revenue.

The US government has become so big that 90% of it has become a goobernment

by unoriginal5 March 15, 2025

Gooberism

A style of storytelling that makes little to no sense, often causing an awkward silence or women to reel away in disgust.

The storyteller is generally a redhead, with no skills at riding a motorbike. Can be found riding the short bus with very clean windows.

"Are Japanese ninja's the worst ninjas to exist in the world, because they are the only ones we know about" not another Gooberism....

by Choochoomoogoo April 6, 2025

Goonernight

A time in night where you can goon as much as possible, no one can tell you what you can or cannot goon to.

Oh man, I can’t wait to get home and get ready for goonernight…

by Dont12 May 27, 2025

Goobington

Goobington, a joke for a friend

“THEY ARE EATING GOOBINGTONS!”

by GartSimpson July 27, 2025