to get whacked really hard by something, especially on one’s head. The hardcore version of “bonked”.
“Dude got totally gonked by that falling anvil just now!”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
“Did you hear about that guy that got smacked with a can of twisted tea? Like just straight up gonked.”
by deactivated_0 January 24, 2021
Get the gonkedmug. theirs are gonk leader
by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023
Get the gonkmug. One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
Mark is a gonk
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
Get the Gonkmug. Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
Get the Gonkmug. by McGonkals April 20, 2019
Get the Gonkmug. 
Gonked; The formal way to combined the words “gone” and “fucked”. Typically associated with drug use and-or a response to humor.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Singer-songwriter “Jack Montreal” used this unique word as a way to shorten the use of syllables in his song.
Instead of saying “I’m gone and fucked”, he shortened the use of syllables by saying; “I’m gonked as fuck” to give an even more detailed explanation for how intoxicated he was.
Formal use: “I can’t make it to your party because I am too gonked to drive.”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
Informal use: “I’m gonked as fuck”
Interrogative use: “How gonked are you right now?”
by totallynitjackmontreal June 4, 2023
Get the Gonkedmug.