Gonk

A racist term used to describe the Chinese or Korean. Basically any bitch with squinty eyes

guy 1: Bro what kind of gonk are you smoking

guy 2: you cant spoke a gonk you can hire them for labor though

by yourfavoritecommunitymanager December 23, 2019

GONK

1. someone who is very stupid or unsanitary

2. something that is very unsanitary or unhygienic

1. "That guy/girl is 'gonk' "

2. "the school bathrooms are 'gonk' "

by Whitepeople.com February 17, 2020

Gonk

One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline

Mark is a gonk

by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020

Gonk

Another name for fart

I gonked yesterday

by Mysmellykitty June 5, 2020

Gonk

Satan is a gonk

fuck is a gonk

by Evan senpai~~ October 3, 2020

Gonk

When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.

My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.

by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024

Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet

An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.

Shawn, you're such an Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzlet.

by When the ziggy December 10, 2023