A cheesy dude who thinks he's in the matrix, bowling round in his nifty-lookin' shades and saying stuff like "fuck the corporate bigwigs" and saying "ass" when they're British.
A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.
Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
A clumsy attempt at a punk-cum-hippie. They tend to rock a flimsy-yet-long mane atop their acne-ridden faces. Walking with a bob that only the truly socially inept can manage and avoiding eye contact with anyone they pass, goombies will listen to their faux-rock while mime-drumming.
Rubbish trainer/jean combos are also a tell-tale sign.
Normal Man - "Hey man, do you want to go and grab some coffee later or something?"
Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."
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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"
Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."
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Normal Man - "Hey man."
Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."
Goombie - "Fuck the corporations, asshat."
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Normal Man - "Hey man, want to go for a drink tonight?"
Goombie - "Society is so evil freakin' evil, government fatcats and chavs are ruining the enviroment."
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Normal Man - "Hey man."
Goombie - "You just hate me 'cos I'm different."
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I can hear something... - person 1
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FUCK, HURRY UP WITH MY FUCKING FOOD!!! FUCK!!! - Gumbie
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Get the Wumpish gambie mug.1. 'gorbies': Joe and Jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their 'near-death experience', when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in Phil's Hole. Gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in Toronto.
2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.
2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.
"I don't paddle with gorbies unless they've bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat."
"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."
"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."
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The other day I was totally bummed after failing my exam. Luckily for me, I encountered a Goobie in the hall and with all of its softness and fuzziness cheered me up! It also gave me a cookie.
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