i don't give a flying fuck

Not a single floating fuck was given.

Bitches: OMG... I just uploaded the pic of my lunch on instagram so everyone knows what im eating.
ME: I don't give a flying fuck. Either should everyone else.

by chiet December 11, 2013

Who gives a flying fuck?

The closest one can come to not caring, but still giving enough of a damn to give a flying fuck.

Dude1: Hey let's go fishing!

Dude2: No, I'm not norwegian...

Dude1: Who gives a flying fuck?

by Paffz0r February 18, 2008

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

Goiterous

Noun; an obese or very fat person. Not to be confused with the term Goiter, which is typically a protuberance from the neck or other areas. Also, Goiterous refers to a type of meal which will lead to one becoming a large, fatass person.

Can be used as a verb to describe a fat person while in their presence, yet not actually calling them obese to their face.

Used as an adjective to describe things that either make one look fat, or enhance ones current state of fatness.

"OMG, I just wolfed down a Big Mac, I feel Goiterous!"

"Holy shit! Check out that fatass chick, she is the epitome of Goiterous!"

That outfit is too tight, it makes you look Goiterous...

by Mrpuddles November 12, 2011

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

give me my flowers

Giving someone their flowers is giving them their props or the recognition they deserve

Give me my flowers😒

by ! 0$3R July 19, 2023

door giveaway

This meme started in a stream where people were bombarding a twitch streamer with racist songs, such as Notorious KKK, and then eventually people started demanding a giveaway, when someone asked for a door giveaway. (Then came the phrase "123" which usually is used for trolling twitch streamers") Then, later in a AnM60ForJesus stream, when someone called in acting like a worker trying to confirm the order for 50 doors for a "gay strip club" the call went on for about ten minutes, oh and did I mention, It's funny as hell.

Caller: Are you doing a door giveaway?
Streamer: Hell no!
Caller: Alright, then bye. Type 123 in the chat!
Streamer: No don't fucking do that!
-Call ends-

by Vafkealph May 2, 2017