gooter

A gooter is anything and everything you make it to be...

"Ew Rhonda, don't touch my gooter!"

by Rachel September 10, 2003

gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.

If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.

by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008

goter

someone who farms, wears tight jeans, listens to country music

go fuck a cow you goter

by pimpofconcity May 13, 2005

Goiterbeard

A king among neckbeards, the goiterbeard is a man craving authority over others; he wears Oakley sunglasses and buys his own secret service style earpiece for his low impact security job. Most importantly, his neckbeard is camouflage for a fat guy goiter.

That goiterbeard in security drew his tazer on me for going 16mph in the empty parking lot.

by niceasimov May 18, 2018

gooterhead

That's a dumbass, that's what that is....

That gooterhead smoked some crack and had some holes in the hotel room and got cement all over the walls...and he doesn't do concrete work.

by Big PD December 9, 2008

Giterdunce

A neo-classical redneck with hyper-nationalistic tendencies often heard spouting the phrase "Git er done!" while doing something incredibly stupid.

Larry the Cable Guy is a giterdunce.

by phenfen September 24, 2011

Gooter lover

Someone who is attracted to gooters.

That guy sure is a gooter lover.

by JAMES BRADY June 21, 2017