Pronunciation: Gw-ex
A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.
Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching
ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.
A commonly used term to describe intimate relations between two or more goats, abbreviation of GOAT-SEX, this word describes an action performed only by goats and no other species.
Alternative meaning: When seen in the wilderness it can be interpreted as a sign from Beelzebub, an omen that wondrously terrible things are approaching
ex. unpasteurized milk, unprotected sex, etc.
“I watched live goaex at my local farm last night while i snuck in to steal the fresh unpasteurized goat milk i crave.”
by Arnie Stiltskin August 15, 2023
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When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"
After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat
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Get the goat mug.A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.
The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.
Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.
Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.
If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.
by therebel56 August 14, 2011
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1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.
Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.
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Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!
by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018
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