Gnats

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.

We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.

by Miss Janky August 10, 2008

bat gnat

A weak hitter in baseball, where the pitcher grows annoyed at his will just to keep his at-bat alive.

He faced the bat gnat. It took 12 pitches to retire him.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018

G Gnat

means goodnight gnat

“G Gnat,” said trevor

“Goodnight,” replied the gnat

by mersheldon August 14, 2018

gnat

That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!

"Bro Im such a mf alpha dawg"

"Dude you have the dna of a goddamn gnat."

by boobssavelives November 26, 2023

gnat

get naked and twerk

mr coleman was caught gnatting all over the place

by bernie hargadon March 5, 2024

sand gnat

A racist term used to describe someone from the Middle East or otherwise brown person.

I hate Aladdin. He’s a total sand gnat lol.

by Icypenguin July 2, 2023