gnat

That one friend who constantly thinks theyre something big and important, only to realise later on theyre usually short and harmless!

"Bro Im such a mf alpha dawg"

"Dude you have the dna of a goddamn gnat."

by boobssavelives November 26, 2023

Matt The Gnat

The kind of guy at work who is always in other peoples business and never gets caught.

“Dude, Kyle is always up in my face about Amy.”
“I know, he’s pulling a Matt The Gnat”

by Cyounexttime March 30, 2025

Gnat Patch

Your pubic hair

Thats a nasty gnat patch

by Kooziez July 19, 2011

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Gnats

Goddamnit Jordan! GODDAMNIT! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!

Hym "Goddamnit Jordan, the gnats are here! My AC unit doesn't stay on indefinitely anymore and now I can't keep it cool enough to keep the gnats out! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can needs a static temperature of 55 degrees! It's AT LEAST 77 degrees in here! THIS IS WHY I said you needed to hurry it up! You already missed the juxtaposition of the empty garbage bin with the mounds of garbage! What are you even doing over there!? This is an absolute fucking travesty! Now I gotta run the fan on my AC for an hour... Switch it back over to AC... And then wait for it to cool back down until the gnats go away! Goddamnit! God-DAMN-it!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

gnats cock

a building measurement

" ooof .....thats shelf is just a gnats cock out to fit in that space"

by Gollywobble January 8, 2025

The Gnats!

Ah shit! It flew up my nose!

Hym "GAH! SSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! THE GNATS! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! *COUGH COUGH COUGH! Oh shit, it went in my nose! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Ugh, deep too! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! Did I... Did I get it? *Cough cough* God damnit Jordan *Cough cough cough* Ugh... Does it... Is it going to lay eggs in my brains? I don't know what gnats do.... *COUGH* Ssss! It'll die, right? It'll die in my nasal cavity, right? Or... Does it jist live there now? *Sigh* God Damnit Jordan. This is entirely your fault! Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can, Jordan! Limited time only! I totod you the gnats would come, Jordan! I told you!"

by Hym Iam May 11, 2024