by Danger Hugo November 21, 2023
Get the Botted the Gibbonmug. Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.
A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!
However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-
As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote
“Dinoed out his saur”
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-
very hit or miss may I add
just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor”
Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
Get the Jack Gibbonsmug. Also known as Satan, tricks 20-25 year old lads with blue eyes and lads with a hollyoaks Calendar from 2015 with all the mc queens in to a night out then goes home.
by Lew1379 October 29, 2020
Get the Luke gibbonsmug. Self proclaimed crunked out come snorting old ho that has been dubbed filter queen. Crazy mean old lady that thinks it's cute to be mean to others.
A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
A serious problem for anyone who she enters their lives. Had a hand in her own daughter's murder then collects funds from friends and family to pretend to look for her killer.
by Iseelosers August 3, 2020
Get the andrea cali-gibbonsmug. something to use the same way as toilet paper. could be toilet paper. could be extra napkins from jack n the box. could be paper towels or wetOnes. they are probably hidden somewhere in the van cause no one really carries around a roll of toilet paper everywhere. but there are all kinds of other paper products that you could use, you just have to find them.
"gonna blow boys. just gonna run in the woods over here by the parking lot. so any of yall got any gibbons"
by KommanderInKeef December 17, 2020
Get the gibbonsmug. 