Geometry Dash 2.2 out

yes yes it is real!!!! it is oute. swingcopter here!!! spider oorb here!!! we evehn got de teleporb and deh spider pahd
is not a joke, is real. serusly. 2.2 oute. go chehk on sheam fohr updhate unleas you alredy hav!!!

Bartholomew: "2.2 will never come out."
Nathaniel Bacon: "Geometry Dash 2.2 out tho"
Bartholomew: "you lie"
Nathaniel: "no lie!"
Bartholomew: "i chehck"
Bartholomew: "WHAT THE-"
Nathaniel: "i told yhou"

Matthew: "you really play geometry dash nerd?"
Nathaniel + Bartholomew: "S H U T"
Robert Topala™: "you will not speak of mine creation that way™"

Matthew: "hey look its inventor of doofus land"
Robert Topala™: "you will be teleport to congregation, N O W!!!™"

Matthew: "what's congregation, some sort of ner-"
*Matthew was trapped in the depths of Congregation™*

by this creature January 22, 2024

Geometry Dash

stupid game that i wasted 7 dollars on (ios and steam including taxes) and i cant get past the first fucking level FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKUFCKUFFKCICJCJCKFIFIIFISIAWI

Geometry Dash is a game about cubes jumping, inspired by the impossible game. It is a way to show that you are a virgin and have nothing to do, and will be forced to sit in a chair every single fucking day and record SHIT videos and become BANKRUPT

Some random 14 yearold: im gamer cool man
Me: you waste money on geometry dash

by T1ngTang April 13, 2024

Geometry Dash 2.2

The thirteenth official update to Geometry Dash, a game developed by Swedish developer Robert Topala, also known as RobtopGames or Zhenmuron. The update was released on December 19th, 2023, and was announced when RobTop released a tweet reading "Check Steam" with a gif of Thanos. 2.2 was the first update since the 2.1 update, which released on January 16th, 2017. 2.2 added a plethora of new features. Such as camera controls, shaders, an advanced particle system, 500+ new icons, a revamped physics system, platformer mode (which allows the player to move as they would in a traditional platforming game), a new gamemode, and many more. 2.2 was the highest anticipated update in Geometry Dash history and the game is currently on update 2.206, which released on June 1st, 2024.

The new Geometry Dash 2.2 update just dropped! Time to milk it for views!! x3

by ItsRainningOutside August 12, 2024

geometry dash 2.2

dont trust Randomguywastaken, he's the one lying.
the update is out chat! Dec/19/2023

Robtop: Check steam
Everyone: check steam??... wait, GEOMETRY DASH 2.2 IS OUT?!!?! LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!

by mug_justMug March 3, 2024

Geometry Dash

A game where you jump over spikes, fly over spikes, gravity flip over spikes, jump again over spikes, do uhhh, I don't know, jump AGAIN over spikes, gravity flip again over spikes, and gravity flip but in the air over spikes. Also customization exists, and gambling.

"Have you played Geometry Dash?" Peter said.

"No." Lois said.

family guy fall plays

cue outro music

by T1ngTang February 21, 2024

Hop on Geometry Dash

A slang that is most commonly used by gay men to have aggressive oral sex with femboys.

Ricardo: Yo dude i really wanna hop on geometry dash
Xavier: Thats really disgusting man.

by empireism July 24, 2025

Geometry Dash

An impossible game inspired rhythm based platformer developed by Robert Christian Nicholas Topala (RobTop Games.) The game as of writing this is currently in update 2.204 on steam and 2.205 on mobile platforms. The usage below is a refefrence to the drop of the most recent main level "Dash" which song was created by Morgan David King (MDK)

3... 2... 1.. GEOMETRY DASH!!

by unruf February 28, 2024