Gnomeo and Juliet

One of the best, sauciest, love stories of the 21st century. Makes William Shakespeare’s "Romeo and Juliet” look like a production put on by 7 year olds.

Person 1: yo have you seen gnomeo and Juliet yet! That blue gnome is a straight up foo
Person 2: heck yeah I’ve seen it. It taught me what love is

by gnomeo and Juliet lover November 29, 2019

Gnomestruck

in contemporary european lore, a gnome would go into a garden and pillage the crops and vegetables, and it would be said that if, in the night, as the gnome was searching, a torch would be shone on it and it would awestruck and freeze, eventually fleeing

“Bella saw Edward glimmer and was Gnomestruck.”

by Teakotsu March 1, 2021

geometry

A useless subject designed to prepare you for an even more useless subject, trigonometry.

Clara: I love geometry!
Robin: …what.

by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

crack gnome

a crack gnome is a slut addicted to acid usually named maddie

isaiah: hey have you seen how high maddie is shes such a slut

amber: yeah shes such a crack gnome

by thatcraccer April 2, 2020

Geometry Dash

The best game ever made by a Guiness name “Robert Topala” AKA “RobTop” or “RubRub”. He has created a game that people are interested in 7 years Later.

2018: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
2020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
2520: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
3020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?
6020: When is Geometry Dash 2.2 coming out?

by Davidshaft December 14, 2020

pussy gnome

A small, mythical creature who lives inside the vagina

i heard tina had a pussy gnome

by clits&lips July 30, 2008

underpants gnomes

An underground group of elite gnomes who conspire to reap huge profits from the theft of underpants.

Their diabolical scheme has thus far gone undetected, but with a growing wave of underpants shortages across the western U.S, expect the price of underpants to surge to unimaginable levels.

"No i did not forget to pack my underpants, the underpants gnomes stole them."

by basscrr March 29, 2009