GUIDO

The most vile people on earth. They most often live in New Jersey, Staten Island, or Brooklyn and come into New York for the purpose of crowding up clubs and being complete jackasses. Always wear at least a pound of grease in their hair, always have fake tans, walk around like they're big shit, and get drunk then try to pick fights with as many people as they can.

Guidos and their ilk can be known to inhabit such Manhattan clubs as Exit, Lotus, and Avalon, as well as many pizzeria/diner in Coney Island or South Jersey.

If you want to see a guido, look at the line outside Exit any night.

by rellybois March 14, 2005

geodollar

A colored counterfeit dollar bill that increases one's geometry marking period average by a third of a point, and midterm/final averages by two-thirds of a point. Given out by Mr. Helsel, it comes in assorted colors that differ for each class and includes a unique 3-digit serial code. The geodollar chest is hidden in the second to top shelf in Mr. Helsel's closet. Given out to students who complete a challenging task or participate a lot.

"Find a pattern to pi and you get a geodollar. Neeer!" -Mr. Helsel

by Nur Nur January 24, 2008

guido

fake tanned
wear fake huge chains
embarrasment 2 italians
use hairgel like its water
have tapeups
wear colored contacts
invade clubs and mallsespecially diesel stores or armani exchange
pimp out there honda accords or jettas
blast techno music
OHH YEAHH && WHY DO GUIDOS ALWAYZ TEND 2 POSE EITHER WITH THEIR LIPS PUCKEREDwhich is rather gay OR THEY HAVE THEIR CHIN UP AS IF THEY ARE GOIN TO MESS U UP?

WE NEED 2 STOP THE PLAGUE OF GUIDOS WE MUST TRY AND WIPE THIS GROUP OUT
THEY NUMBER OF THEM ARE GROWING DAILY
THEY ARE INVADINGGG esPECIALLY MALLS

Omg i think i am getting guido-aphobic in this frickin mall

by iTaLiaNxgUrL November 2, 2006

guido

1. an insult to anybody who is actually Italian.

2. over tanned, hair crazed, big chested morons who drive shitty cars with rims that cost more than the car does.

3. Dress like complete jerk offs in a vain attempt to look cool and still go to clubs long after they should.

Guido: Hey, look at me, I'm Italian!!

Real Italian: Shut the hell up, you wannabe. (Proceeds to beat the piss out of loud mouth Guido wih baseball bat).

by Cowboyssuck August 31, 2010

Geiko

The name for Geisha in Kyoto.

I live in Kyoto, so they tend to call me a Geiko instead of a Geisha.

by Iko May 16, 2006

guido

To sum it up, one could say it's the crossbreed between a "douchebag" and a "metrosexual".

Lisa - "Hey do you see that eurotrash pretty boy with the tight abercrombie shirt, spiked hair, and waxed eyebrows?"

Tina - "Yeah I thought he was gay, but then I realized he and his buddies had shitty macho boy attitudes. What a bunch of total douchebags."

Lisa - "No just a guido. The big muscles are supposed to make up for their small penis. I bet the one in the wifebeater isn't even Italian"

by badgonegood March 7, 2008

Michigan Guido

A breed of Guido only spotted during the colder, snowy months of the year. Unlike the regular Guido which can be spotted by it's signature "popped collar", the Michigan Guido uses a scarf worn indoors to signify his faggotry with a shirt one-half size too small, as to sell tickets to his gun show. Also worth noting, this particular breed (because let's be honest, any Guido is sub-human) will have the typical pursed lips, over-sized fake diamond earring, Oompa-Loompa tan, and non-gelled Wop-Dago hair. Not to outdone by their Jersey counterparts, what they lack in spikey Aqua-Nettitude, they make up for in utter fucktardation, with a dash of douchebaggery, and a heaping load of assfaggery.

I swear to Christ if that fucking Michigan Guido moved my barstool one more time I would have set his scarf on fire had I a little moar whiskey in my system, and if somebody wouldn't have stopped me.

by dean teh peen January 8, 2009